{"product_id":"chaos-coffee-and-cussing-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Chaos, Coffee and Cussing Sweatshirt","description":"This cozy crewneck brings playful attitude to everyday comfort. Soft, medium-heavy fleece holds a bright, hand-lettered design that reads “Chaos, Coffee, and Cussing,” complete with a cute to-go cup and heart accents. Wear it on slow mornings, chaotic school runs, or when you need a layer that says you’re caffeinated and honest. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the colorful graphic and optional embroidery placements stand out. It feels like a warm, funny nudge to fellow parents, teachers, or anyone juggling a lot with a wry smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered options at left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durable, cozy warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother look\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and strength\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; gray tear-away label and ethically grown US cotton support\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67352420909305,"sku":"24955906145978214537","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67352420942073,"sku":"21069230201695572000","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67352420974841,"sku":"18640171618740257775","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67352421007609,"sku":"37600294316001558260","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67352421040377,"sku":"29165431657277514919","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67352421073145,"sku":"32847078186681659648","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/6500\/9401\/files\/17442386198455201042_2048.jpg?v=1791898711","url":"https:\/\/threeheartthreads.com\/products\/chaos-coffee-and-cussing-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Three Heart Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}